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Celebration as first Scottish panda due
What do you mean, ‘you can’t get bamboo up here?’
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Edinburgh Zoo look to ‘human methods’ to induce panda’s labour
With the world’s media gathered at Edinburgh Zoo getting increasingly impatient to see if their female panda, Tian Tian, is pregnant, staff are looking at ways to induce labour. “If Tian Tian did...
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Pandas, Nuns and a Goth caught up in Badger cull
It has emerged that badgers are not the only creatures being killed in the Gloucestershire cull aimed at restricting the spread of bovine TB. Statistics released last night revealed that the death toll...
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David Beckham set to reject knighthood as not posh enough for Victoria
The future Duke & Duchess? Although he is the bookies’ favourite for a top honour, David Beckham has revealed that he may reject a knighthood if it was offered to him on the grounds that his pouty...
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Panda ‘pregnant’ after Tian Tian replaced by randy spaniel
New pandas ‘up to 90% more randier’. Edinburgh zoo is celebrating their first panda pregnancy, after doctors substituted the female with a spaniel in heat. Tian Tian had initially appeared reluctant...
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Farage anger at pregnant ‘benefit tourist’, Tian Tian
Ukip leader Nigel Farage has launched a scathing attack on Edinburgh Zoo’s possibly pregnant panda bear, Tian Tian, accusing her of getting pregnant just to stay in the UK. “We are a soft touch,”...
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